am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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