there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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