Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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