So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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