I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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