this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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