You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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I supernannyed him into submission
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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