what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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