I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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