So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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