You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Houston, we have a squirter
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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