were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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