i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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