your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just google imaged poop.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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