The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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