and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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