do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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