How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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