Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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