Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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