Small penises have feelings too.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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