just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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