Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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