just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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