Those balls look pretty dangerous.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Are my feet made of real feet?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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