I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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