what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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