Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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