How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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