My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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