He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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