we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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