i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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