gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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