she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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