just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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