It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize