Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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