Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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