My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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