i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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