so that wasnt chicken after all
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line