It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"