Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Can you bring me the toilet please
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!