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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...

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(616): View more from Michigan

On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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(818): View more from California

That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.

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(716): View more from New York

Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.

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