I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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