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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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