i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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