Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We were destined to go to rehab together
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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