I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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