Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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