Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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