is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Ketchup is God's man juice
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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