you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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