just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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