need another drink. this is the easiest way
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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