when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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