Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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