i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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