Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
pop tarts are not kleenex
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There r osticjed everywhere
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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