Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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