you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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